Do you recognize yourself in the mirror?
Yes, it is mutual love!
Do you ever go out without underwear?
I don’t want to complicate my life over this shit…
Can you do a split?
Sometimes, when I itch all over…
Do you mix up left and right a lot?
Yes, and I’m always singing to myself all the while
Do you put frozen fishsticks to your head when it hurts?
Every time I think about losing weight
What do you do, when your summer shoes give you blisters?
Sometimes, if I’m in a killer mode…
Do you ever get drunk?
Yes, damn, it does! How did you know?
Can you wash the dishes and use a tablet at the same time?
Only when I get cheated on
Do you like to go autostopping?
Yes, if I get asked a lot of stupid questions…
Would you make a parachute jump?
Only when I’m late for work