Do you crunch with popcorn in movie theaters?
Yes, it is mutual love!
Do you believe in love at first sight?
Yes, especially when I’m not wearing any underwear
Can you break up with your smartphone?
Yes, after my relationship fails
Did you ever get home through a window?
I can’t pass up such an opportunity!
Do you often dream of using hypnosis on your boss?
Very much! Be glad to
Do you wear night vision goggles on the street when it gets dark?
Yes, when I want to change myself for the better
Did you ever get a spoilt vegetable thrown at you?
Sure! The main thing is not to bend down in front of your boss!
How often do you leave your home in 3D glasses?
Yes, after watch an erotic thriller…
Do you ever use platform shoes as weights when working out?
If I’m wearing sneakers, I feel more confident in that situation
Do you often wonder, how to lose weight?
After that I start electrocuting people…